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In this edition of of “the things people type and end up on my website”, I bring you the newest and best of the best. (the spelling and lingo is not mine… I know how to use “there” and “their”) you east coast people are a bunch of pussies pics of ladies with those shorts [...]
these are some of the gems that have shown up on my statistic logs as terms people have used and have ended up at my blog. Amongst things like the usual “Ivonne” and “beans and ink”, I have kept a list of some of the better ones for your personal enjoyment. So without further ado: [...]
Yesterday Reza and I hopped on the train that headed out to Atlantic City and went on a little adventure. Being cooped up in a hotel room is the last thing either one of us needs but the weather here has been on and off rainy, stormy and at around 12 pm the skies parted [...]
Joy is finding the perfect house and getting beat to the punch. Shortly after we find several other contenders and they all end up being snagged as well. I really want to cry, in fact, I totally did! But hey, why bore you with my “can’t find a place and movers will be here in [...]
The only thing I have ever had professionally waxed is the ‘stache. Yes, I have a light ‘stache. Look, the Mexican heritage calls for a damn moustache 90% of the time, I am lucky I didn’t end up with front to back happy trails. There is some Turkish in there, I am counting my blessings. [...]
Me: “I have it in my right mind to get in the shower and shave my business so you can defile me” Josh: (with serious look of intent) “You god damned well better”. Reza, thank you for being in school so your parents can have a sex life. Amen and amen. Recommend on Facebook Tumblr [...]
Remember this photo from my “sick as a dog” phase? Well apparently it was just added by not one but TWO flickr perverts with face mask fetishes. How do I know this? Just go look at their favorites and you tell me! #1 and #2. (NSFW Holmes!) Have your kinks yo. I just want them [...]
So here we go… A list of things that are currently on my “grates my ass” list. I am going to put these here before I blow up on someone. I mean, a lot of people already think I am a bitch anyway, might as well. food blogs with really shitty, unappetizing photos of said [...]
I have a stat tracker on my blog. I could care less about people who want to be stalkeriffic and read my business. It is public after all, I cannot complain that people are reading it. It kinda defeats the purpose yeah? If anything the part I like the best is to see the search [...]
My name is Ivonne and this is where I come to unload. I am am artist, wife, mother, loud mouth and Mexican jack of all trades.
Currently my family and I did the unthinkable and uprooted from the West to the East Coast. Me and NJ. You can imagine the hilarity that will ensue when the snow comes.
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