I write a lot about my family and in case you see names pop up and wonder who these people are, well here you go….

Josh:

the husband. We met under unusual circumstances and got together under weirder ones. Usually I don’t advise people to move in together after knowing one another for two weeks but we did and well, here we are 10 years later. He is the J to my PB, the candy in my corn. When he is not busy making me happy, taking up the bathroom, researching overpriced beers, making music or humping inanimate objects, you will find him blogging about being a husband and dad on www.hotchunkysalsa.com. Cause you know, the world needs to hear about Husband/Dads that aren’t assholes or pansies.

Reza:

the progeny. She is 5, amazing, beautiful, smart and drives us up the effin wall. In her free time you will find her fighting with me for my computer, asking for popsicles for breakfast and speaking in two octaves higher than she really should.

Nena:

our old, overweight, yappy ass chihuahua dog who loves to get us up out of bed to pee at 3 a.m. and barks at everything that moves.

Judas:

Judas Iscariot, the littlest girl in the family. She was the runt of the litter and I wanted her the minute I saw her. When she isn’t getting high on the ‘nip, she is sleeping.

Gomez:

Lord Gomez Zyxt, the boy of the two sibling cats we adopted in January 2012. He likes pestering his sister, playing with fake mice and living up to his whiskers. The Zyxt is a tribute to our friend Spencer, he loves pussy.

Spencer:

Spencer is the brother I should have had. He is the other half of Irulan, one of Josh’s best friends and slowly but surely worked his way onto the list of some of my favorite people. When he isn’t making music as one of several incarnations, you can find him experimenting with beer, being a dad and weeding out crazy chicks that manage to find their way to him.

Tania AKA The Sheriff:

Not sure how we started calling her The Sheriff but we met many moons ago when we both worked for two separate bosses from HELL. Commiseration about working for crazy hoes makes for a good foundation for friendship. When we aren’t bonding over our mutual love of baked goods, you can find Tania being a Lebanese Hurricane in the kitchen, hanging with Andrew (her main cheese) and spoiling the hell out of Chalupa.

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