Me: “I have it in my right mind to get in the shower and shave my business so you can defile me”

Josh: (with serious look of intent) “You god damned well better”.

Reza, thank you for being in school so your parents can have a sex life.

Amen and amen.

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2 Responses to overheard in my house…

  1. That sounds just like my house. No lie.

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